Prenut Adhd

When you get distracted right before you bust a nut

Athos: man I stopped jerking off last night to snap a girl back
Duck: you got that Prenut Adhd

by AVeryAngryDuck September 19, 2020

ADHD

It seems to be over diagnosed and self diagnosed lot. It's a lot more than just being hyperative or inattentive. While that is part of it, there's also other symptoms like executive dysfunction, auditory processing disorder, sensory processing disorder, rejection sensitive dysphoria, sleep problem, impulsivity, etc. I, a person who has adhd, deals with all of this. I am also unmedicated. you're more susceptible to depression and anxiety as you grow up being different or just being told you're lazy and you're a waste of space. i don't know a lot of the science behind this, but like i really don't care, these are my experiences. my brother has adhd too, him and i grew up with hypocritical parents that were emotionally abusive. well have a nice day <3

"I can't come up with an example for ADHD, so I won't"

by ilikesmackingmykeyboard April 16, 2021

CD ADHD

When an impatient motherfucker cannot listen to a whole CD. This impatiency leads them to skip a song b4 it is even close to done...therefore deamed having CD ADHD

Casey, that spazz bitch, keeps skipping songs, that ho has a bonified case of CD ADHD

by Dawniica November 16, 2010

ADHD

attention deficit... in high definition! Now you can see everything that's wrong with me! psych no, it's attention-span shattering television with great picture quality.

I watch ADHD TV in my living room for hours on end.

by constromlie October 18, 2008

Adhd

A dangerously huge dick

Yeah that guy had adhd so I hmu.

by Donuts for Davis April 15, 2020

ADHD

A gift, not a curse. Most people with ADHD believe that they need to take adderall/vyvanse/ritalin etc. to be "normal". People with ADHD are usually more creative, exciting, fun to be around, wise (but usually impulsive), original, and see the world in a different way than most people. It is normally a nightmare to parents, but a wonderful thing to kids/teens that can appreciate it and not only focus on the fact that school is more difficult with it.

Source: Someone diagnosed with ADHD and who is often around many other people diagnosed with ADHD as well.

Person 1: Man I hate having ADHD. School is so hard and i cant remember shit. Good thing ive got adderall to make me normal.

Person 2: Instead of whining about how your ADHD makes life so hard, how about enjoying it and making the most of it.

by WowDogeWow December 28, 2013

adhd frenzy

The act of an individual ranting from one topic to another without pause. The topics are loosely threaded together and it is by far easier for the observer to simply let the person finish than try to interrupt/add/interject/and -or ask questions.

Dude, I can't believe my girlfriend got all raggitha on me, blah, blah, blah and on the news tonight the political candidate went on about his liberal/progressive views and I am going to start a compound because the breakdown of the moral fiber in this country is beyond reasonable or actually beyond comprehension....(all without pause or taking a breath)

Response: Dude, you were just in the midst of an ADHD frenzy.

by Conchita Chi October 9, 2008