Fuzzy Muppet

The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:

1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola

and
2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.
"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"
by Sproketmonkey February 06, 2010
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warm fuzzies

The warm, pleasant sensations one feels in the stomach and heart area when emotionally moved by an act of goodwill or love.
Watching children open presents on Christmas morning gives me the warm fuzzies.
by Stephanie M. December 28, 2003
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Fuzzy bunny

Refers to the pseudo-idealistic and often abjectly hypocritical sensibilities of the bug-eyed positive-energy-only-or-else people.
The fuzzy bunny girl was obviously offended by the truth of the matter; truth often gets misconstrued as negative-speak.
by Danny Durden July 31, 2020
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Fuzzy nurdles

A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.
"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"
by K H January 04, 2006
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fuzzy ass

A term used for when a girls ass hair is longer than the hair on her head
by taddllleeetittuessssss July 16, 2015
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Fuzzy Otter

When you take a huge shit after shaving your pubes into the toilet bowl.
I did a Fuzzy Otter last night and now the toilets completely fucked
by jigglerthewiggler January 13, 2023
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Fuzzy Cow

A term used by gay women to describe a husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.
Her sexual tastes run toward Fuzzy Cows.
by JMSMUTHAH May 27, 2013
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