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shower yogurt

an edible creamy substance you find at the bottom of community showers. often tastes like semen.
as the water hit mike's fat ass body, he noticed a large amount of shower yogurt on the floor and proceeded to consume the gelatinous jizz substance.
by the forgotten misfits April 28, 2011
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shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013
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Shower Gauntlet

A game you can play in prison in the showers. A convict will lather himself with soap, and the other inmates will form a two sided line. The runner will try to make it through the line without getting knocked down or slipping.
Frank tried to run the shower gauntlet last night, and he slipped and fell, landing face down. A big fella landed face down on top of him, and well, you can imagine it from there.
by JimFart October 11, 2018
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Shower Jellyfish

N: Semen that is left on the shower floor that resembles a beached jellyfish, or washed ashore. Jizz
Damn it.... The freakin drains are clogged again cause of all the shower jellyfish-
by will6252 September 30, 2008
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shower arms

When guys have really muscles arms. So big that they are able to hold a girl up in the shower. For sex.
"OMG did you see him?" "Oh yeah total shower arms!"
by here is my definition April 9, 2009
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Shower Quack

The act of farting in the shower as water muffles the noise causing it to sound somewhat like Donald Duck laughing.
I took a shower earlier and farted, sounded like Donald duck laughing, a total Shower Quack
by StolenDignity March 22, 2012
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Shower coward

A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.
Greg’s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, he’s a shower coward.
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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