by metal_chair August 15, 2020
When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.
by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016
by run_and_tell_that August 12, 2010
A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).
Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
by wanking December 13, 2016
by Crazzy Charles October 07, 2005
A grower is someone who's dick looks tiny when soft but gets to a much larger size when hard. A shower is someone whose dick is already most of the full size soft and basically just solidifies when hard.
by Mh2k16 September 27, 2018
A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.
'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'
by Digital_Prophet November 05, 2008