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technissimo

... and that's the computer center, home ground of the technissimo.
technissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018
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fish food 

Hey, man, do you have any fish food I can come pick up?
fish food by meistergoat April 11, 2019

technicalissimo 

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)

Rotten Molars 

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash
Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!
Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

Unhypothecate 

1. Unhypothecate is term that means "stealing," but when the word "stealing" may not be used, as to not upset protected individuals.

2. Unhypothecation occurs when an asset is taken which was previously used as collateral to secure a loan, completely giving up title, possession or ownership rights.

also>(unhypothecated, unhypothecation, unhypothecator)
Example 1. My spoon was right here, but now there is no spoon. Who's the thief that decided to unhypothecate my spoon?

Example 2. The unidentified male entered the parking lot late last night and unhypothecated himself a brand new Tesla.
Unhypothecate by Bowman666 December 9, 2021