Tismatic

To describe someone utterly stupid; might be slightly offensive

You heard Timmy was at the lockdown protests?
I know right, kid's mad tismatic!

by Oloystuff April 27, 2020

Tissue Kids

When a male masturbates and cums into a tissue thereby impregnating the tissue resulting in children.

Damn, Bri so fine I dropped a couple tissue kids on her last night.

by TheMostStudious June 21, 2016

Tisha

A woman full of perserverance, strength and hope. Beautifully chaotic. A women who has a heart of gold

The woman whose been through hell and back and still standing like a Tisha.

by Lexus22 October 7, 2017

tisoned

When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.

"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."

by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

Tischhauser

When you give a girl a Dirty Sanchez and she snorts it up her nose and spits it all out

Ah fuck yeah. I bet she can taste the dinner I bought her after I gave her a good Tischhauser

by Woofsalot April 4, 2023

tisya

Most beautiful and kind girl you will ever meet. She has the biggest heart out of anyone. She appeals to many people and if the kindest person on earth. Everyone wishes they were her.

Look it's Tisya! How perfect

by Kace March 8, 2015

Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018