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baby

baby is a small scary sight bad scary killer.
by it is great January 5, 2023
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piss baby

(noun)

Infant or child made of urine or metaphorically acts like a child made of urine.
person one- Oh, how are you doing today?
person two- Not good. Trevor committed grand larceny last night.
person one- What a piss baby.
by jill :] August 9, 2021
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eternal baby mama

A woman who's sole purpose in life is to reproduce. She's usually a sex siren that can entice her 'victim' into her bed, against his better judgement.
She is sexy AF, but she's a eternal baby mama, but Imma still hit!!
by Dizzy Aster December 4, 2017
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Baby Blanket

The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.
As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.
by GwarMachine March 5, 2020
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Going Baby

A SONG Made By Da Baby The Main Part Of The Song Is Him Saying Im Going Baby On Baby Uh Ha That NI** A BI*CH HE Thank He A Gansta HE's Probaly still slanging 380 problay told you im lit!
by CuntGayBitchDady September 22, 2019
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Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023
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Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.
Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."
by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019
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