not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024

man face

the most beautiful face on the entire planet, which originated from roblox

dud 1: man face is way too powerful
dud 2: you are correct, gjdfxhbjkdtkhjdrjh
dud 1: why you spam

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023

face gunt

Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.

Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.

Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.

by T.M.I January 3, 2016

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

report-face

The appearance of one's face during extended periods of report-writing. Most heavily associated with Microsoft Excel and corporate monomania. Usually resulting in a blank, dead, or befuddled look upon the face.

Hi Shane. Damn, you've got serious report-face going on there.

-Yah, I've had to reclassify my Primary Action Items three times already today. It sucks.

by CCRP October 18, 2008

Success Face

Commonly seen in porn - The face a woman makes after successfully deepthroating the entire cock she's sucking. The larger the cock. The more successful she feels.

She just throated the whole thing. Watch her success face after she releases.

by quicksterdnb July 20, 2017

two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018