zach

a guy bestfriend who can always make you laugh even in shitty and serious time he always loves to hangout with his friend and he is very much a dumbass and he is not skinny he likes to diss his friends alot but that just means he loves them he is also a very horney person and jacks off three times a day maybe even more

zach:ur so fucking annoying
friend:i love u too

by pitbulls247 October 04, 2020

Zach

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.

Wow that boy Zach is great.
Zach is such a sweetie.

by The sass is real 132 April 03, 2018

Zach

An individual with the propensity to engage in coitus with goats, or other goat-like animals.

Austin: “Hey Moe, did you see that zach over there?”

Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”

by Ar11936255 November 23, 2022

Zach

Zach is one of the very loyal . He will make the best bf/bsf ever. He will get you very cute and expensive gifts a lot. He is one of the funniest kids you know amd will ever meet. He can be rlly annoying at timesbut is one of the nicest people you will meet. He will usually date a girl named Zoe bc they share the same first letter of their name. Zachs Parents usually have a lot of money and their dad is usually a lawyer or doctor(most usually brain or heart surgeon) They are usually very popular.

You're going over to Zach's? He has a Mansion

by alexbaco19 April 16, 2020

Zach

Zach is a buff but slightly chunky guy with a sense of humor like no other, Zach will say and do as he pleases but never purposefully disrespects anyone if he can help it, Zach will show love to those in need but more often than not he is clueless to those who show love back, he is one hell of a guy you do not want to miss an opportunity to meet.

Damn that guy Zach is funny as hell!

As annoying as Zach is, hes reliable and caring

by BIIIGPAPIII February 17, 2023

Zach

very gay all the time gay part of the lgbtq+ community, if your dating a zach or best friends with one just know he’s hitting on your male friend

hey zach ur gay

by zach:) June 18, 2022

Zach

A really cool, chill, caring guy. Doesn't talk all the time, but is there for you when you need him. Zach is a man of many talents and overall is just the perfect man.

Person 1. OMG is that Zach?
Person 2. I think it is!!
Person 3. He is like, so awesome!!

by kyle_pogz January 17, 2023