weasel

to take a pee

I have to take a weasel.

by Justin August 16, 2003

weaker than water

one who is quite weak, lack of muscle, or mental and or intestinal fortitude.

You are weaker than water, you can't even lift the bar!

by ocobb November 29, 2007

weaselcheese

A prominent and succesful new website selling duct tape accessories including customized shoes, not to be confused with the little known cartoon "The Cheese Weasel"

"Hey I went to weaselcheese today."

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004

weasel-faced

To get drunk, hammered, shit-faced.

I want to get weasel-faced.

by BikeShopMike January 16, 2008

Weaver

A word often used to describe a very unethical, very gay act. Slipping a dude a roofie, prison raping him, walking him up and offering him some home made fudge... just wrong on so many levels.

Wow that guy is such a douchebag, yeah but look that giant homo is gonna give him a weaver... hmm tragic

by anonomus 5000 January 2, 2008

Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

by Dave December 11, 2003

Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.

"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003