Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.
*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."
Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"
Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."
Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"
Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."
Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
Get the Superman Slapmug. A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.
"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."
by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014
Get the quick slapmug. The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.
Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."
Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
by met21 August 16, 2011
Get the Train Slapmug. When you are drinking a drink with ice in it, and you tilt the cup too far and the ice hits you in the face.
I was talking to Heather at Sean’s party last night, and I was about to ask her out but then I got ice slapped.
by Sdrawkcab November 26, 2017
Get the Ice slapmug. by Banker girl October 7, 2011
Get the Slapping the Kittenmug. Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.
by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016
Get the Meaty Slapmug. A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).
‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021
Get the Scoop and slapmug.