hump muffin

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.
by humpmuffin February 20, 2025
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cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick
Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen
by : ? l October 14, 2021
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Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.
I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.
by C-Ballz August 07, 2017
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Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.
I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!
by MrJuice November 20, 2019
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Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.
Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!
by WatsonN April 27, 2013
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Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.
Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!
by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024
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jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT
Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong
by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022
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