shorkie

when you poop and hair comes out

“Oh my god the other day I had a shorkie! I thought a wig fell in the toilet”
“I just had a massive shorkie bro”

by princessepilepsy March 24, 2025

Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

spork

The short-form of "slop fork"; an open-source fork that adds little or no meaningful technical value — typically a shallow rebrand, minor refactor, or AI-assisted remix marketed as something new. A spork usually keeps the core architecture intact while changing surface details (name, README, formatting) without substantive innovation or long-term stewardship.

Bro didn’t build a startup - he sporked a repo and changed the accent color

by clarke78 February 26, 2026

Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025

Slorky

For guys: being horny to hike
For girls: being a trail 9 or above

“I am so slorky to climb mount ida tomorrow”
“That lesbian we saw at the top of the mountain was slorky”

by Slorkyman October 12, 2025

Snorking

When you fall asleep during a game of cards then start pounding your ham

Damn dude look at John, he’s been snorking ever since he lost fish and fell asleep

by Gothmommylover May 4, 2025

sorkle lorkled

Bastardization of the word “sucked”.

*leaving a concert with a friend*
Guy 1: bro that concert was sick!!!!
Guy 2: u think so? i thought it sorkle lorkled..
Guy 1: ?

by flipperplus June 13, 2025