shlunk fucker

When someone is annoying the shit outta you, they are a SHLUNK FUCKER...

Your annoying, shut up you stupid shlunk fucker!

by E-Jizzle September 19, 2007

milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008

splink

1. hey. yo 'sup?

2. whatever

3. all-encompassing feeling

aplink, yo!

feeling splink (splinky)

by AJ August 4, 2004

sprunk

non-alcoholic beverage that one would have at a club or from a vending machine. Related to crunk, which is the alcoholic version.

Person 1:"You getting crunk'd tonight"
Person 2:"No. I'm stickin to the sprunk, had too much Crunk Juice last night"

by Craymore December 6, 2004

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

splunge

To bust a nut.Usually followed by extreme self Gratitude and praise.

Yo you remember that bitch Jenny? Yeah, she was sucking me off and even though she told me not to, i splunged in her mouth.

"Oww Craig! You splunged in my eye!" says Charlene. "Yeah....I guess i did." Said Craig....

by Craig Scooge October 22, 2007

Slunk

The large accumulation of ice and snow that builds up in the wheel wells of your vehicle while driving on roads that are not cleaned of snow.
Also the sound the lump makes when kicked off the car.

Large off white cold mass of snow and salted ice.

by Tom Lamb February 17, 2005