2 definitions by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART

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milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART July 22, 2008

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idiot moron stupid fucktard

Freddie farty-face is such a fuckwit!

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART July 22, 2008

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