Shits

n.

One of the two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

by William Lee January 23, 2004

shits

similar to calling fives on a seat. but you call shits so you can go drop a deuce and still have ur seat when u come back

Edwin: fuck dude i gotta take the browns to the super bowl if u know what i mean.
Tony: yea dude i totally know what u mean
Joy: oh man im totally taking ur seat, theres no way u get back in time for fives
Edwin: oh yea? SHITS!! pussy

by Sweet Edwin March 26, 2007

chest shits

A game where two guys shit on each others chests. The winner is the one with the least shit on their chest. Then the loser has to do the winner up the ass with out wiping. See battleshits

Alex and John love to play chest shits

by the kerrek February 23, 2005

chicago shits

a massive amount of diarrhea, do in part to chicago style food.

Frank: "Yo, is Mark comin to class today?"

Matt: "Nah, he's got a mad case of the chicago shits."

by not false December 26, 2007

pudding shits

The pudding like fecal material projected from your ass after eating something awfully disgusting or ingesting medication that does not belong to you.

Dood, that pill you gave me sucked, it made my head hurt and gave me the pudding shits.

by tony the pony boy April 30, 2009

shint

When Semen dries on hair

"Girl, you oughtta shave it all you dont want shint dryed up on your pubes tomorrow morning"

by slick ricks slidershack November 7, 2009

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

A cult-like religion referenced as the main sect of Mormonism. Known for their rules and regulations and underlying homophobic and transphobic behavior.

Person 1: I'm fromThe Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Person 2: Sorry to hear that.

by JustTellingTheTruthHere June 13, 2019