safety shoes

Flip flops, open toe sandals, canvas shoes, or anything else totally inappropriate to wear while welding, operating heavy machinery, etc.
See also safety squint osha safety nazi

I've got my safety shoes on.

by butrejp November 23, 2015

Safetiness

A level or degree of safety applied to a given situation or object. Safetiness is next to happiness.

Person A: I've just banged my head on that bloody light
Person B: Moving it will really improve its safetiness

by Squirlycircle November 25, 2017

saferoom

A useless base bitch who quickdrops when he leaves the base.

Saferoom go brew pots!
Saferoom kys!
Saferoom go mine!
Saferoom go commit not living!

by Vapey April 7, 2019

The Safehouse

The Safehouse is a community of roleplaying Rogues that was created shortly after the MMORPG Everquest was released.

Since then, the community has grown quite large, and has a dedicated member base who, along with the Everquest players, also includes many other gaming geeks.

"Dude, if you need that spoiler info for Everquest, head on over to the Safehouse at www.thesafehouse.org"

by Roguish One October 4, 2004

Booted to safety

Being beaten very very heavily at Pro Evo 6 (either at half-time or full-time).

Craig: Hahaha. You got booted to safety. AGAIN!!

Ross: Fuck off, YOU got booted.

Craig: I'm AAALLL over you!!

Ross: Tevez

by gregreg December 13, 2006

Sally Safety

A female driver with so many kids in the minivan, she can't remember whether or not she buckled all of them in. Thus, she would rather inflict her sub-speed limit driving on the rest of society than do her errands when the kids are in school. She generally waits until rush hour to pack her vehicle with rowdy, screaming kids then drives absentmindedly and distractedly through suburbia.

I ended up following Sally Safety from the bank, to the Mickey-Dees, and finally to the gas station where I wanted to suggest that sterlization might improve her driving skills....

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

Safety Tobe

When a person farts audibly around a group of people, the last person to place the palm of their right hand on top of their head loses and "eats the fart."

Nikki: *Fart*
Dan: "Safety tobe"
Emily: "Safety tobe"
Mark: "Aw, man I lost again"

by Emsnangel February 21, 2009