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A Mass Poop.
The kind of poop that is so large and magnificent that you just have to take a pic of and send it to friends. They find it so intriguing- they put it on social media and show the rest of their friends. The picture goes viral and the whole world appreciates your poop. You can thank your poop for your fame!
Martha: Whoa have you seen that pic of Sharpay's poop?!?
Kelsi: IKR! No wander everyone loves her!
Martha: Yep now that's what you call a mass poop!
Mass Poop by halabaloonie March 4, 2015

Poop Pop 

Pop music made solely with fecal matter. It is written on and performed using poop. This form of music sounds like shit, because it is. To date, there have been no songs of this genre to chart in any nation.
This new band Curtis E. Flush and the Clean Wipes are definitely in the poop pop genre. They sound like shit!
Poop Pop by Captain Cid November 19, 2020

Reddit Poop 

The traditional browsing of reddit while taking a poop.
krashmo: Wow.. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. It made my reddit poop quite a bit more interesting.
Reddit Poop by PortableBacon January 19, 2012

poop nigga 

Poop nigga reffers to those nigga that just smell like shittt
Dam Jeffery you smell like a poop nigga today
poop nigga by Lilskies December 23, 2017

Poop on my butt 

this is a term that goes with everything it has infinite uses, if u are ever in a uncomfortable convo you can respond with “poop on my butt” if someone asking you a question you don’t wanna answer like for example “how old are you” you can respond with “poop on my butt” as you can see the limits are endless
kylie said “where do u live”
kendall *not wanting to answer truthfully* “poop on my butt
Poop on my butt by MelkGirls July 14, 2020

baby poop brown 

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
baby poop brown by Telephony September 27, 2013