SHITTT 

When you’re older brother leaves you stranded after school in the cold with your annoying friend.

SHITTTTTT

SHITTT by ROMWRRRR January 4, 2019

oh shittt 

An elongated way of saying "oh shit". It usually is used when the situation is far beyond "oh shit" level, such as being on a derailing roller coaster at Six Flags.

*Six Flags roller coaster derails*
Passenger: oh shittt!!!

oh shittt by TheRealSDP November 1, 2015

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

shitstill

when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.

Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!

shitstill by brooskitooski January 6, 2011

shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

shitstem by ma jones May 26, 2004

Shitsturbate 

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.

After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.

Shitsturbate by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010