The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.

Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.

by The Bombest May 11, 2010

The Works Package

Oral sex where the recipient, in addition to the basic genital package, also receives a thorough tongue bath of the anal and "taint" regions....because the works package always includes the undercarriage.

I was glad I'd taken the time to shave the southern pass, because Sally gave me a blow job with the works package.

by Dan92672 June 22, 2011

South Texas Mud Packer

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.

Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!

by Tdawg May 18, 2015

Vanilla Snack Pack

During sex, you pull out and cum in her belly button, filling it to the top. During threesome's it's customary for the other female to eat this treat.

Tony just got up and left. I tried to go after him and spilled my vanilla snack pack everywhere. I gotta wash these sheets.

by Darkshadows November 21, 2015

massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.

Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!

by Bryce412 July 29, 2017

Peeking in the Fanny Pack

When giving a bj to a dad, you just give the butthole a poke with your middle finger to determine if he's interested.

I was giving this dad bod a blowie and tried peeking in the fanny pack.

by TwinDad July 3, 2018

Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.

Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox

by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018