jersey turnpike

Screwing a woman from behind while she is on her period, you pull out and put it in her ass. When you are ready to cum, you shoot it on her face. Your cock will look like NJ turnpike roadkill, and smell like the NJ turnpike with the window rolled down.

I picked this girl up at the bar and I gave her a jersey turnpike.

by Chuck Stallings January 15, 2008

jersey shore

Where people go to cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends etc. A place of no moral grounding. It's not called a beach cause trash gets washed ashore. For example: Jersey Girls. To take part in the Jersey Shore experience pretend you can't read, get a jailhouse build, wear wifebeaters everyday, spend the off season in tanning salons, wear two pounds of gel in your hair, talk about how much you hate black people, but party to music created by black people, make sure you can borrow mommy/daddy's car, wear cheap jewelery. If confused, watch Growing up Gotti.

Duhhhhh, I'm going to the shore to get my std

by Matt February 7, 2005

New Jersey Devils

Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.

The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

jerseylicious

attire and attitude which is truly tacky yet with the New Jersey concept it is cool and correct because you think so.

While Jersey Shore made jerseylicous mainstream, Charo, the Kardashian sisters, Britney Spears, Keisha all know a thing or two about jerseylicious.

by gammaray1 February 21, 2011

Jersey Beer

A beer that has been opened, but only partially consumed. See also: Wounded Soldier

After the party, they went around to collect the empties, shaking their heads at the bastards who left a bunch of Jersey Beers.

by Messer1127 December 9, 2007

Jersey Condo

A New Jersey trailer, usually featuring mullets on a porch. beer can art is usually prevalent.

i saw his jersey condo on cops last week.

by rod111 March 26, 2008

Jerseyguy

Typically a warm-hearted alpha type teddy bear type, probably into Harleys and convertible Vettes.. is a pleasant blend of Saint, Satan yet wouldn't hurt a fly...

Loves his Mom, all animals, helping cook dinner to share by the fireplace while the moonlight shines through the stained glass window of his humble woodsy Jersey abode...

People always feel safe around a true Jerseyguy as whatever it is that he exudes maintains a peaceful and stable environment... nothing will go wrong... just sharing and closeness.

A true Jerseyguy is incomplete though... without his true love... a warm, intelligent, unassuming Jerseygirl!

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by Jerseyguy-com July 21, 2009