Google Translate

A “Translator” that is never accurate

Me: “Hey google how do you say milk in japanese”

Google:ミルク(Mi-ru-ku)

Me: “You fucking garbage Google Translate I asure you thats not how you say milk”

by YUNG DEUS VULT October 20, 2018

Google Chrome

browser that blocks npapi and its slow
just switch to other browser

#google chrome #chrome

by Daniel7689 November 22, 2016

Google Chrome

Pretty much 2 people sitting next to you and watching while you browse...

I had everyone watching me on the internet at school, i felt like i was using Google Chrome.

by architect4422 October 18, 2009

Google Punting

A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.

Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".

by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012

Google Fucktard

Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.

A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?

Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge

Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"

Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"

Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"

Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"

Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"

by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011

Google Law

1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.

2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.

"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."

by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009

Google Score

The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.

John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!

by FailPanda August 20, 2010