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year goggles

Phenomenon, akin to beer goggles, in which the percentage of college girls one classifies as physically attractive increases in proportion to the number of years one is removed from college.
Returning to my alma mater after 10 years, I was struck by the incredible number of stunning girls on campus. Could there really be that many more hot girls now than there were back in my day? Probably not. Probably just year goggles.
by samajaman July 6, 2010
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Pee-Goggles

Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010
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terrorist goggles

when you put your nuts on a chicks eyes, then take a shit in her mouth
the reason your mom wont quit calling me is becuase i gave her a pair of terrorist goggles
by masterbrad August 15, 2010
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Mountain Goggles

Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.
by Lo Hong December 23, 2010
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map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
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Pepperoni Goggles

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk
OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles
by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012
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Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.
Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012
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