goobatron

A real bloody idiot who takes pride in failing and strangly some how enjoys coming last in every thing that he/she does!

hey u goobatron way to fuck up again!

by Tink September 8, 2003

Goobricant

Sex Lube, KY any thing to grease the act.

I sure was embarassed when my kids found the goobricant my wife left in the shower!

by Horny middle aged man October 10, 2011

Goober

someone whose stomach protrudes further than their breasts
(combination of gut and boobs)

Allan: dude check out the rack on that chick

Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all

Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober

Tim: GOOBER?

Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs

Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you

by Goober Guys April 26, 2008

goofy goober

An innoying song from the Sponge bob Square pants movie. also an under sea peanut that Sponge bob and Patrick admire.

I'm NOT a Goofy goober!

by Sexymullatoboi September 3, 2005

goober

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

by tiff March 12, 2004

Goobers

Testicles; Ball sacks

Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?

by Lord_Popo_ April 2, 2015

goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003