Face-Booked

when you get called out on your shitty status post, or for posting a lie on facebook.

Facebook Status: I love my boyfriend so much!

Comment: bitch, I saw you cheating on him last Tuesday you've just been face-BOOKED.

by shottybotty April 6, 2013

face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.

Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.

by antaneous1 September 19, 2006

face time

Cunnilingus!!(did I spell that right?) Dudes get head, the honeys get face time.

+My jaws hurt+ *Why?* +Man, I gave (her name here) about 45 minutes of face time last night to make her come+ *Damn...you must really love her*

by Yawnee July 24, 2006

face-five

To intentionally miss someone's hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.

I gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.

by saturn sixx April 8, 2008

Face-guilt

When someone you hardly know/don't particularly like sends you a friend request on Facebook/My Space. Even though you don't really want to be friends, you feel obligated to accept the request.

Jen: Hey, I see on your Facebook page that you're friends with Bob now. When did this happen?

Sam: Face-guilt, man! I felt too bad rejecting the request.

by JenniferLO October 11, 2008

face flip

When you hear something that
A) turns you good mood bad, such as the mentioning of an ex, or
B) turns your bad mood good, such as the mentioning of an upcoming event.

Joe totally had a face flip when you mentioned Jen tday at the water cooler.

by GreenM February 9, 2009

Face-Spacer

A person who is a member of all the social networking sites and spends way too much time on them.

All you Face-Spacer's need to get a life.

by kejo66 March 12, 2009