Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024
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Carol Complex

The ever too common "carol complex" is defined as being overly attentive to house guests.
"oh how was dinner at the Johnston's? especially around dinner"
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'
by juicyjwhite March 18, 2018
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Misery-Industrial-Complex

The effect of Military-Industrial-Political Complex INSANITY, relying heavily upon Disease, Misery &*WRONG* to keep the World flowing around the MONEY!MONEY!MONEY! using 'Treatment' rather than Cure.
Opioids and Big PHarma* are classic expression of the Misery-Industrial-Complex in fucktion*.
by PartisanZ July 26, 2022
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Bob Vila complex

Someone who thinks he or she can fix anything or anybody... sonetimes arrogantly or ones own peril
Some doctors have God complex. House had rubinex cube complex and I have a Bob Vila complex
by faking work July 27, 2020
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Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.
"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
by NedFer May 26, 2023
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complex memory

Memory with both a real and imaginary component to it. (Analogous to complex numbers)
Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.
by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013
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Amazon Corset Complex

The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.
Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."
by comfi September 28, 2024
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