closet psycho

when you first start to date someone and they seem normal but as time goes on their craziness comes out.

Adam: I thought Sam was a cool person until I moved in with her and turns out she's a major closet psycho

by You_know_whatsup December 4, 2014

closet

1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.

1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!

by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006

closet slut

A person.... usually female... that portrays innocence to the world but is screwing everything they can.... they usually live a double life.... hence the "closet" part of the slut....

Pastor,"My wife is so sweet....."
Altar boy, "Yeah, that closet slut rides dick like a pro!!!"

by __SMOKE__ July 20, 2008

closet homosexual

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.

by jsd9632 January 9, 2012

clean out one's closet

(verb) to get rid of old things you don’t need anymore. (came from Eminem's song "Cleaning out my closet").

"I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet."

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Come out of the kiddy closet

Coming out as a pedophile.

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.

by MrMostaza September 16, 2009

Pools closed tour '06

A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06". Most of them dressed up as the habbo charectar and would yell "Pools closed! due to aids." if anyone asked them if the pool was indeed, still closed.

Jason: Hey, is the pool still closed?
Boy with afro: Pools closed!! Due to AIDS!!

"Hey have you seen the guys with the Pools closed tour '06 shirts?"
"Not yet but I want a picture of them."

by Adorably Dead September 21, 2006