Michael Chappell

Old. As. Shit.

Rich Shauger, Flat Beer, Old People (obviously), Michael Chappell

by Alexa Meyers January 15, 2010

Chopper

Slang expletive.
Def: Falice;Boabie;Knob;Dobber.

Regional dialect in West of Scotland (especially the Clyde Valley) for a large formation of male genitalia usually directed as an insult towards a person who "is pure ful o' themsel'"

"Aw, whit man... That guy oo'er ther is a pure chopper!!!"

(roughly translated to 'that gentleman over there is a bit full of it...)

by Scott Kerr April 17, 2006

dave chappelle

A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to mess with *jerks himself off.*

by Philip and Randy June 23, 2004

Dick Chopper

A petite or slender woman that is voracious in bed to the point she chops your dick off with her vagina.

While looking at a petite/slender woman in a bar a guy mentions to his friend, "That chick is a dick chopper"

by El Arabe December 17, 2010

chappers

The supreme being over all things in existence, yes even KFC............ Has such a god damn sexy ass beard that everyone just has to fucking stroke that mother chuffers
chin. Also plays real life Call of Duty (friendly fire FTW) and hates Rick Rollers (Bastards). ;)

As he removed his gun that motherfuckers Toby Hect Jew slag stroked his beard and too this day still cant find his nuts.

superman: Damn i can grow a better beard than you

Chappers: shut the fuck up you bald chinned hobo *bitchslap*

Superman cries Chuck Norris pisses acid with tears of joy *if he even has emotions* shme most likely not :)

by HAHAHA i kill KFC October 7, 2009

The Chipper

The male consumes large quantities of deep fried greasy food preferably a King Rib and a Cheese ‘N’ Burger supper with a few pickled onions thrown in for good measure, a few hours later and with a massive turd brewing the male should insert a clear tube from his ass to the other end that is gaffer taped to his girlfriends mouth. When hes ready to shit begins to smear brown sauce and sarsons brown vinegar onto her minge whilst shagging her arse! In true Scottish Style must be wearing jimmy hats and a kilt towel and swigging from a bottle buckie while pummelling his burd In a smelly run down council flat!! When he’s ready to shoot his muck he bursts into ‘Och Aye the noo Jimmy’ or 'You'll never take our freedom'

You know that rank bird Chantelle? Well I went round to her stinking council flat in Pilton and let her have 'The Chipper' big style! She'll be picking bits of cheese 'N' Burger oot her teeth for days!

by The Sweaty Jock August 18, 2009

chapped

To slap your penis across another persons face in a sexual act.

I chapped my girlfriend.

by Brady June 5, 2004