Beanerology

The study of Hispanics or just beaners in general

1: "Hey what are you gonna study after college?"
2: "Beanerology"

by allahuboomboombakbar August 29, 2017

Beanerville

A town in Montreal

Beebo: yo, look! There’s a town called Beanerville in Montreal!
Salma: fr?
Beebo: yeah! Let’s go check it out!

by mary_had_a_little_weeb March 4, 2019

Beanerville

A (supposed) town in Montreal.

Beeb: yo! Look! There’s a town called Beanerville in Montreal!
Salma: fr?
Beeb: yeah! Let’s go check it out bro!
Salma: yeh let’s go bro!

by mary_had_a_little_weeb March 4, 2019

Beaner

From what I can tell they are black or at least they think they are. they are all related to each other and their family get together are more like rave party's. their family trees look more like a GIANT circle. they have maximum spice tolerance but are bad at everything else. if you want to spot one in the wild go to these places,(Detroit Michigan, any local hood, Mexico, or the back of the bus). if they mate with whites their kids come out being called "white washed" and have none of the traits your usual beaner has. if your looking for drugs DONT buy from them you will usually wake upon the next morning and go into cardiac arrest, upon following with a stroke and then a 3 year coma. they are also very good at hopping fences and swimming in rivers, but CANNOT swim anywhere else.

beaner in my yard

by average black man August 31, 2023

butter beaner

A lesbian who always plays with other girls clitorises

Please don't tell my brother that i'm a butter beaner okay? I haven't come out of the closet to him yet.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

Garbanzo beaner

A person of mixed Mexican and Arab/Middle Eastern descent.

-"Nada's mom is Mexican but her dad is from Lebanon".
- "I see! she's a garbanzo beaner".

by Foreign October 20, 2014

cock bearer

Normally the cock bearer appears perfectly plain and featureless, but when heated between the legs of a fiery female it becomes apparent that the cock was underestimated. Between the females legs a fiery uncontainable eruption happens. A drawing of the eruption appears in Book I, Chapter 2 of The Ordinary Life, "The Bearer of the cock has been born". Another inscription appears in Book II, Chapter 6, "The Council of Bearers", where an inscription is read by Hansel

Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul.

Cock Bearer inscription:

These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are physically painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age.

Roughly translated, they mean:
"One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all
and in the darkn-puss bind them."

The entire poem reads:

“ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck,
One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie.
One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them,
One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie."

More to in "Example"

President Thomas Jefferson first learned of the cock bearers when he read the account that Theodore of what is now modern day Afghanistan had written before marching north to his death and the loss of his cock. When Theodore had cut the breast from Cleopathras chest, it was burning hot, and so Theodore was able to transcribe the inscription about the cock bearers before it faded.

Common day uses:

“Here ye here ye, the cock bearer approaches!”
“Ah, the bearer of the cock has arrived! Let all men have a fuck.”

by dhnismle June 21, 2014