piss wizzard

a person who is masterful at the art of piss

max is one mean piss wizzard bruv

by mageofwee March 11, 2007

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Wizard

Another way of saying something is good or cool.

That shirt is wizard

by A Million Lights June 22, 2013

gettin' wized up

A hard core, intense education through instant messaging with an anal-retentive guy named Scott.

I've been gettin' wized up since last January.

by i got wized up September 2, 2005

Crutch Wizard

A dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! His favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! He travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!

Innocent bystander: Hey Crutch Wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!

Crutch Wizard: BLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPlupluplup POW! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!

Innocent bystander: Infected

by diverone86 January 10, 2011

drain the wizard

To pee or urinate.

often confused with "to masterbate" but that is choking the dragon or spanking the monkey.

i had too much juice so i gotta drain the wizard.

by Andy xyxy September 11, 2006

fo shizzle my wizzle

for shure mah white nigga

eminem: fo shizzle my wizzle this is the plot, listen up, you pencils forgot, slizzle does not give a fuck!!!!

by Superhomophobe November 8, 2009