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worrisome week

The three days before and the three days after your female companion, either former or present, is supposed to start her period. It is referred to as worrisome because during this time period, if she does not begin her period, then she is pregnant with your unwanted child and you are now screwed.
Jim: "Jill is suppose to start her period in three days."

Fred: "ahhh. The beginning of the worrisome week!"
by 4pm February 27, 2011
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Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011
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binge week

a period of time, usually a week, in which a sports team having just ended their season drinks excessively to no end. train don't stop. usually followed by failing out of school.
"we lost in the NESCAC semifinals, seasons over boys, time to start binge week"

"binge week is one way to fail out of school"
by alds1234 November 9, 2011
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Alston Weeks

This guy is the best musician in the world. Using this ability he draws them in with his looks and serenades them with his angel-like style of playing music.
Girl: Who is that guy with the amazing body and the lovely music skills?
Other girl: Oh, that's Alston Weeks. He's a babe, huh?
Girl: Yeaahhhhh<3
by AussieJ August 25, 2011
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black beach week

Annual Urban Event located in Miami Beach, Florida every memory day weekend. Event where people drink, walk the street and attend night club and large parties
by black_info_man September 9, 2011
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Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 19, 2023
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Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ instead of my Whocheee
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 19, 2023
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