Mr. Game & Watch

1:The father of all crystal-screen handheld games. Despite being 2-dimensional, Mr. Game & Watch is one hell of a pimp.
2:The 2-dimensional pimp of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Also a way to keep the earth from running out of oil, by taking enemy projectiles and making oil out of them. Carries a mega-arsenal of weapons, and an unlimited supply of sausage.

Watch out! Here come Mr. Game & Watch and his hoes! Fo' shizzle!

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005

water sports

Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.

What I wouldn't give for some hot chick to take a piss on me right now. I am a total 'water sports' freak.

by Champ April 8, 2002

do frogs have watertight assholes?

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

by twobitp October 13, 2006

Watermelon sugar

Sugar that is extracted from watermelons. That is all it is.

Person 1: you know that song watermelon sugar?
Person 2: yea it’s about some sugar from a watermelon

by (Dabi_simp) January 30, 2021

Wattpad

(verb) to engage in sexual activity, typically involving practices that are widely vilified.

What sick bastard would wattpad an inanimate object like a goddamned bench?

I went to some twisted BDSM strip club last night. I heard some serious wattpadding goes on in the basement.

Fallout: The Frontier lets you wattpad a deathclaw.

by Dr. Steppon-Legho May 7, 2021

Redneck Waterfall

the drool of spit and tobacco running down the chin of a redneck that is chewing tobacco

Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...

by B. Hanback August 27, 2008

Party Watching

Taking party crashing to a whole new level. “Watching” - rather than actually attempting to enter the party, these hoons will find an appropriate vantage point and then stand at a distance observing the party quietly.

Often they will even use the party music to their own advantage by dancing with each other in a remote area on the property.

If spotted by security or anyone within the party they will sprint to their cars and drive off.

Any stray drunk girls that wander into their area could well be in for a bukkake suprise.

John: How good was that party on the weekend
Chris: I wasn't invited but it looked pretty average
John: Did you crash or what?
Chris: Nah just did some party watching for a few hours and bukkaked some bitch at the end with the fella's
John: Form

by D-munz November 19, 2011