twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.

I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!

by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010

the twat tingle

When you wife's pussy decides to wake up after 10 years and 3 kids and need some attention. Albeit rare but occasionally happens

Flop: My wife's twat got the tingle last night. Been too long
Sleepy: what's the twat tingle.

Flop: You know when it wakes up from its long slumber

by Sleepy&Flop April 5, 2021

Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.

Hello do you have twat cream?

by Rags317 March 2, 2019

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

twat yacht

When you are a bigger asshole than a douche canoe

What a douche canoe...
No, stealing all your money and fucking your girl, he's a twat yacht.

by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017

twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.

Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...

by maja2000 June 6, 2017

vapid twat

Someone who is is a dull stupid person

“Are you ok”

“Do i look okay you fucking vapid twat”

by notabottom: March 6, 2022