Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.

During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.

by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012

Turninable

Able to be turned in.

Anthony: Gotta finish my late work for English... which is no longer turninable... damn it.
Andrew: Sucks man.

by AliceInChains98 March 24, 2016

Turkish Cream Pie

This happens when a guy cums in girls asshole, then she sharts the cum and shit back onto the guy.

I think Nathan got Turkish Cream Pied because hes being a dick.

by ROAD HOUSE September 1, 2016

turkish flush

when a male puts his penis in another males anus, stays there until the other male took a shit and then pulls it out.

Gonna do the turkish flush with you tonight.

by Habaplap December 6, 2016

Turkish pianist

A person who enjoys fingering butt holes.

That Turkish pianist can play a poop chute like a fine instrument.

by El Conquistador June 30, 2017

Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.

"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017

Turpintine

The stench, psychological and physical damage, and destruction that result from raising 13 kids (and counting) under dirty, creepy and abusive circumstances. It only takes one person (a close family member) to expose two weirdos for that they really are.

My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.

by The Real Canadian May 5, 2018