Darkspeed Systems

A chad group agianst the Lightspeed Web Filter. They create proxies and games for students.

Friend: "Man, im so bored and lightspeed filter blocks everything."

Me:"Use the new games site by Darkspeed!"

Friend:"who tf is darkspeed"

Me:"Darkspeed Systems is a W group that creates games and proxies that bypass lightspeed"

by Thetntteam May 17, 2023

The bubblegum system

A system full of great people and also very comforting. The host is also very nice too :) They love anime and has hair dye all over their house. Also their hair is very cool.

The bubblegum system member’s are very comforting.

by Lilgayy November 21, 2021

System pop

When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched

Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina

When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system

by Made by a moron April 19, 2021

Trophy System

In COD Mobile,equipment which automatically destroys incoming explosives thus preventing harm.

In real life,protection from dangers.

Noobs are using trophy system frequently.

by Virupaksh May 18, 2022

Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024

Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!

I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.

by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024