Texas Grab Bag

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it

"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."

by Ugs October 15, 2006

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texas hot plate

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation

That was an awesome texas hot plate

by jDog June 21, 2006

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The worst "city" in the great state of Texas. Located in a dry county, this is a great place for families and retirees but one of the worst cities in America for young single men. One of the adverse side effects of living in this city for an extended amount of time is that an unhealthy increase in masturbation is observed in 73% of the population. It is also located in Bible country, which is contradicting due to the fact that God would never create such a horrible place.

Man 1: Where did Jack's company relocate him to?
Man 2: Tyler, Texas.
Man 1: Oh man that sucks, he must be jerking it like five times a day now.

by Gkors March 8, 2011

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texas jack knife

Sexual position:
male lays on his left side, woman (or other male) on her back. they are at a 90 degree angle of each other. the female (other male) can either put both her/his legs on top of the male on his side or they can put their legs every other (his/hers/his/hers).

Honey, wanna do the texas jack knife?

by TiaEveAvrilZen July 5, 2008

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