Teleport

The ability to spontaneously travel from place to place

This helps with:
Going to work
Going to school
Going to stores
Going to a friend’s house
Robbing banks
Avoiding plane trips

Get out of awkward situations

I just had to teleport away, it was getting too awkward

by Name_definer September 25, 2017

Telpis

How limerick legends say go helpis

watchda poor misfourtune,telpis

by Bawmore June 13, 2018

TelePug

TelePug was an OC created by TelePug Does Stuff On YouTube, based on the video game series Slendytubbies, TelePug is known for having green fur, and eye being the color green and the other being the color red, and he wears a signature green baseball cap with the letter "T" on it. TelePug is the same height as the fictional character known as Tinky Winky, From Slendytubbies.

TelePug is a slendytubbies OC

by TelePug July 28, 2018

Telugu

1) An ethnolinguistic group native to south-central India. (Indian is not an ethnicity, it's a nationality because there was no concept of the country of India before the year 1947, whereas the Telugus as an ethnicity have existed for thousands of years). It's said that they're directly descended from a group called the Proto-Dravidians having some Indo-Aryan blood in them via intermarrying, with more Dravidian blood than Aryan, respectively. The Indian states of Telangana and Andhra Pradesh are considered to be the homeland or motherland of the Telugu people.

2) A Dravidian language, descended from Proto-Dravidian, however, most of its formal vocabulary comes from Sanskrit (just like English is descended from Proto-Germanic, most of its formal vocabulary comes from Greek and Latin).

Person #1: What's your ethnicity?
Person #2: I'm Telugu.

Person #1: What's your mother tongue?
Person #2: My mother tongue is Telugu.

by milbrie July 14, 2021

I'm tryna tell ya!

Stern saying when you are trying to tell someone something;being stern;to the point

You done took three of my fucking beers tonight that's the last one I'm tryna tell ya!

by Shorty Reese November 7, 2016

Nov 7 National tell a guy he’s pretty day

🥺

Nov 7 national tell a guy he’s pretty day is a wonderful day where u can tell a guy he’s pretty <3

by RandomAssBitchThatIsLonely November 7, 2021

teleiophilia

A paraphilia in which the person afflicted is sexually attracted to adults. Since it is the most common paraphilia, and the vast majority of the world's population has it, those who do usually fail to realize that they have it, and end up ostracizing all other paraphilia, namely pedophilia or ephebophilia, insisting that they are "the norm". It can also be apparent in minors as well.

The vast majority of adults have teleiophilia. Anyone who doesn't is abruptly shunned.

"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."

by Mogasaki December 16, 2007