Toby is a lad who likes to play skyblock, bedwars and Hypixel Party games. Even though he is a lad, he enjoys watching hot, steamy, sexy porn. He loves hot women that squat all the time. He always groans and moans. He likes dick and supports the Fascists and is rascist un-lad. He thinks everyone should be white and everyone else is a black monkey. Some people call him Hitler 2.0 but I call him daddy. He says he has a sister but he doesn't but his brother is a god.
"Oh no, Russia is invading," Ukraine Said.
"Is russia white," Said a random guy.
"No"
"Is russia sexy,"
"No" Ukraine said.
"Is russia cracked at minecraft,"
"No"Ukraine responded.
"Is the prime minister male,"
"yes," Ukraine said confused.
"I'll suck his dick, mwahahahahahahhahaaaa." Toby said as he grabbed Vladimir Putin's shlong and deep throughted it so far down.
"Is russia white," Said a random guy.
"No"
"Is russia sexy,"
"No" Ukraine said.
"Is russia cracked at minecraft,"
"No"Ukraine responded.
"Is the prime minister male,"
"yes," Ukraine said confused.
"I'll suck his dick, mwahahahahahahhahaaaa." Toby said as he grabbed Vladimir Putin's shlong and deep throughted it so far down.
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Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.
Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.
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