Hildegaard's definitions

Tobi

the act of waking up in a state of half-drunken cannibalism, biting a girl's neck and ass in a manner more inclined to hunger than sex, then hiking up her skirt, pulling her underwear, laughing at it, and riding her screaming "Shut the face, shut the face, shut the face!"

He woke up after the party and pulled a Tobi on the first girl he could find!

by Hildegaard April 25, 2010