5 definitions by Dr. John Howard of Harvard

A Noun-
A human with a 1 incher but gets all the girls then freaking breaks up with them but is sad about it.
The guy likes being horny and at sometimes is gay.
"I am soooo luis right now" said a horny old man looking at some children.
by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 14, 2022
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Toby is a lad who likes to play skyblock, bedwars and Hypixel Party games. Even though he is a lad, he enjoys watching hot, steamy, sexy porn. He loves hot women that squat all the time. He always groans and moans. He likes dick and supports the Fascists and is rascist un-lad. He thinks everyone should be white and everyone else is a black monkey. Some people call him Hitler 2.0 but I call him daddy. He says he has a sister but he doesn't but his brother is a god.
"Oh no, Russia is invading," Ukraine Said.
"Is russia white," Said a random guy.
"No"
"Is russia sexy,"
"No" Ukraine said.
"Is russia cracked at minecraft,"
"No"Ukraine responded.
"Is the prime minister male,"
"yes," Ukraine said confused.
"I'll suck his dick, mwahahahahahahhahaaaa." Toby said as he grabbed Vladimir Putin's shlong and deep throughted it so far down.
by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 28, 2022
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He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.
"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"
by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 14, 2022
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Is an uptight guy that loves to watch fortnite video's on YouTube. His a teacher's pet and loves to do his homework. His favourite subject is maths. If maths was a person he'd date her. He loves women but a bit too much to be allowed in a good civiliastation. He is a predator and loves touching things. But he has an ATAR of 99.95. He loves watching sex scenes for fun and loves eating berries and cream for fun.
"There is a weird guy following me," a girl said.
"Oh, it's Harry K," Said her friend.
by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022
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