Skin Theory

A deranged, hour long, conspiracy theory about the show SpongeBob SquarePants. That connects a series of loosely related Visual gags into one over arching “skin theory” that encompasses the entire show. Skin theory was created by an unknown YouTuber by the name of Doug Woolever in 2020 and then dramatically promoted by the mysterious YouTube algorithm for no apparent reason. Some say it’s a satirical take down of other media conspiracy shows on the platform or just commentary on YouTube conspiracies in general. But to this day the true purpose of skin theory remains unknown.

Why the fuck is YouTube still recommending me skin theory?!??!?

by Soulful_Tamales February 7, 2021

Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!

by Mason Clock August 1, 2003

Theory of balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.

While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.

by Festus Wondergums August 15, 2007

blake theory

Blake Theory is the theory wherein the female gender acts as a herd and follow in specific directions in their respective professional occupations. For example, in the public accounting world, the following are bound to happen -
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.

Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.

Person X: Man, that senior is nuts. She pushes people around all day and takes her work way too seriously, but then whines about it.
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do

by Elliott Spitzer March 17, 2008

Critical Thrace Theory

the harbinger of death.

Critical Thrace Theory will lead us all to our end

by Queen Buttrix June 27, 2021

Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 24, 2021

opening theory

n.-A chess term for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.

Haven't you studied your opening theory?
Shut up.

by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007