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Strawberry Sundae Surprise

noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.
" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the real thing!".
by Reginald R. Winklebottom January 2, 2012
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Taking Back Sunday

Taking Back Sunday are from Long Island, the island of emo ( Thursday, Midtownn, and My Chemical Romance are all from there) With lead singer Adam Lazzara and new edition band members they have you screaming aloud to their FUCKIN awesome lyrics. regardless they are emo, NOT PUNK. HOLY CRAP.. emo just look at their lyrics!!
"Everything I know about breaking hearts i learnt from you"- There's No "I" in Team
" And if you were to slit my throat with my one last gasping breath I'd apologise for bleeding on your shirt"- the overused You're So Last Summer
"Can't you feel it rolling off lips, tensing up your shoulders its love make it HURT"- Bonus Mosh pt.2
by whereyouwanttobe July 15, 2005
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samoen sundae

The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.
Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"

Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"

Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
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taking back sunday

untalented emo band made popular by the corporate whores seen on MTV. some key features include cliched pseudo-intellecual lyrics, elementary guitar skills, basic drum beats and bass lines. but you can mostly recognize them by their horrible vocalist, teenage girls try to say, "hes just expressing his emotions" no hes whining like a little pussy, theres a difference. a man who expresses his emotions is Maynard James Keenan of "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". retarded musically inept people will say "goths listen to Tool, therefore everyone in Tool are freaks and you become one by listening to them". but people seem to forget that most of the best artists in history were insane. and maynard only acts weird on stage, hes a normal person off stage.
Taking Back Sunday is just a fad, like NSYNC was about 6 years ago. In a few years, they will have vanished from the whole scene, Tool will be remembered.
by Dan January 28, 2005
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taking back sunday

A crappy whiney band with no talent. They tend to repeat a line over and over again if they can't think of another lyric. They threaten to kill themselves over teenage relationships! They aren't guitarists, any beginner can bash a few power chords. No diversity to lyrics, and horrible influence on our youth, soon enough the trendy little emo kids, and also the teenage girls that this music is marketed towards, will begin killing themselves over failed teenage relationships. Overall a damper on music and society.
Emo kid: I learned how to play a Taking Back Sunday song!

Me: Congrats you are officially crappy at guitar!
by Iamrite December 24, 2007
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taking back sunday

has a hotttt lead singer. used to be good. now they're on mtv.
wtf is tbs doing on mtv?
by Angela February 8, 2005
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hot fudge sundae

When a man jerks off while taking a crap.
When iIm in a hurry, I'll give myself a hot fudge sundae in order to kill two birds with one stone.
by anonymous March 28, 2004
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