Smurf

This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.

You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!

by Shedninja January 15, 2009

Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style

I was smurfing Smurfette last night.

by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009

smurf

verb - to be colored blue

smurf(-s,-ing,-ed)

I bought some paint for the game and smurfed myself; blue is one of my school's colors.

by quadman08 April 1, 2009

Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.

Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.

by john E Wad September 24, 2009

Smurfel

To press your lips on someones stomach or body and blow. Often done to babies to make them laugh.

Corey gives Jennifer a smurfel on her neck

by johnthepirate September 29, 2009

Smurf

(Verb)
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette

As if Alex Elliott smurfed that girl at Leeds festival, Legend!

by Alex Smurf January 30, 2010

smurf syndrome

the result of being turned on for so long that your "little boys" turn blue, see blue balls

we made out for so long that I got smurf syndrome.

by mcotone March 24, 2010