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sponge

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.
The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.
by Geronimo Sailor May 18, 2006
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bullet sponge

a person in halo or another shooter game who absorbs every bullet shot at them.
dude i cant even believe youre dead, total bullet sponge.
by vitalviper12 June 21, 2011
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Spongebob

a yellow laughing sponge that lives under the sea
who works at the krust crab and likes to jelly fish, also one of my favortie cartoons untill new episodes began to make him dummer, and more violent.
Hey did you watch spongebob last night?
by rckitlow November 20, 2009
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SpongeFuck

Engage in anal sex while watching sponge-bob theme song, then you parter releases feces on you penis while urinating making a spongy material, preceding to wash your partner with your 'sponge'.
I spongefucked my partner last night.
by Dick stapled February 23, 2011
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spontaneous

booking tickets for you and your bestfriend to go to paris the day your boyfriend dumps you
my boyfriend dumped me i'm feeling spontaneous
by ladydon October 19, 2011
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spongeboob

1:)An idiot. A boob,but who happens to be a fan of the Spongebob Squarepants show.

2:)The perfect breast. Not too big, not too small, not enhanced, glistening slightly with rivulets of water clinging to the surface and nipple. Sponge-like but brilliant. Like a mix betwixt Milla Jovovich's (Pre Preg) and those of Katy Perry.
Bernard: Yo, Mike, you see Spongeboob?
Mike: What? The cartoon?
Bernard: No, the hottie over there, working in that garage on that Subaru.
Mike: What? Where?
Bernard: The one over there cranking that jack now.
Mike: Where man?
Bernard: Fucking THERE! The one whose just spilled all that fucking Castrol GTX on her overalls. Look, she's the one taking off her over...alls.
Mike: We looking at the same garage?
Bernard: Hmm? She's rubbing it off.
Mike: Ooooh, the girl in the RED cap! I see her now. Hey, that's not Cas...trol...thats...Wigwam..qual...this is sweet. (They high-ten, chest bounce then return to perving.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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Spongebob

A cartoon sponge, the main character of the Nickelodeon show, Spongebob Squarepants. He is also my hero.

Spongebob really isn't gay, because he really isn't real. He's just a cartoon, for Pete's sake! Okay, I admit that some of the things he does are a bit gayer than other cartoon characters, but it's just supposed to make people laugh! It isn't trying to send the message of: Spongebob, the fictional cartoon sponge, is really a homosexual!!!!!!!!!
Jerk: Hey, did you see the new episode of Spongebob? He is soooo gay!!
Me: Wow. You idiot.
by FunkyLlama May 30, 2009
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