seasonal snuggler

When people who live in cities with winter pick someone to shack up with for the cold months and dump them when spring comes along

Bob and Sandy were each others' seasonal snuggler, but when the hormones from the sun kicked in again, they broke up

by paidtobenice13 November 24, 2013

button smuggler

Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.

When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.

by SuperXY January 1, 2014

turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.

Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"

by Cre8Art January 29, 2014

indie snuggles

The indie snuggles is a term used to define a situation in which a man ties his hair into a man-bun, whilst drinking coffee, wearing glasses, listening to the kooks on vinyl, all while snuggling up next to a feminist.

The other day I walked in on Chris and Sophia having indie snuggles.

by Indie_God_101 December 19, 2015

soft snuggle bits

Soft snuggle bits are the extra soft, warm, silky, and not necessarily sexual parts of the human body that are often only touched by those in an intimate relationship during snuggles. Areas like under the boob, back of the neck, the bit of underarm inbetween the armpit and elbow, and the thigh all qualify as soft snuggle bits.

Steve: Yo, she let me touch her soft snuggle bits :)

by hugefuckingnerd April 26, 2016

cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.

Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.

by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016

dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016