Maikeru Sleep

When you go to sleep and your wife plays on your RuneScape account.

Dude, just do a few Maikeru Sleeps and you'll have level 120 Necromancy in no time!

by AnRSGuy August 11, 2023

sleep start

When you lie down in bed, finally start going to sleep. And right then an there, right when you are LITERALLY about to fall asleep, you think you are falling off a cliff and you jolt up, wide awake, just sitting up in bed. This is actually completely normal and has to do with all of your muscles clenching together while falling asleep, then releasing all in about half a second.

I was so tired, finally falling asleep, then BAM. Just got up from a sleep start.

by comanderdude247 September 13, 2013

sleep reality

a place a where one goes when he/she immediately wakes up in the middle of the night and starts doing what he/she does everyday (half asleep), not knowing that they are in their bedroom sitting up in bed.

Dude I was rubbing my bedsheets as if I was in class, looking for my assignment in my binder. Turns out, I was in sleep reality.

by alienhuman666 May 8, 2009

Sleeping Beauty

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.

"Oh shit, dawg! I gave that ho a sleeping beauty! Bitch woke up screamin', "AHHH! NIGGA I CAN'T SEE!!!!"

-or-

"I gave that fucker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the cum all over his face. He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"

by djtoosh September 28, 2006

Sleep Monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/pooping/eating to make you fall asleep it is possiable to fight off sleep monster

I was sitting at my desk looking at my reports and the sleep monster snuck in and beat my ass

by Grant Fisher October 5, 2005

Sleep Attack

The sensation that something is coming at you while you are sleeping, usually ending up with the victim waking up and shaking uncontrollably. Can be related to sleep apnea (a real disorder) or presomination

When i tried to sleep last night, I had a major sleep attack.

by Matazaron January 3, 2008

sleeping bags

A less explicit way of saying condoms.

"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"

by MollyConnolly November 14, 2009