by bigDandtheBoys June 8, 2011
Get the Shank mug.A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'
There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank
There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank
if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!
by benj25 December 28, 2005
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noun shonkalist
adj. shonkalism
deriv. shonky
A musical genre where the intention is to produce a discordant and/or disjointed sound. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.
In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.
adj. shonkalism
deriv. shonky
A musical genre where the intention is to produce a discordant and/or disjointed sound. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.
In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.
by Shonky DJ August 21, 2007
Get the shonkalism mug.To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".
Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"
by peteybobs July 16, 2007
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1. A homemade knife, usually made out of scrap metal, glass, or anything that is sharp.
2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.
2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.
That man over there is going on a shanking rampage!
Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin
Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.
Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin
Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.
by joren1122 March 10, 2009
Get the Shank mug.1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.
2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.
2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.
by HaRoHe2 August 14, 2009
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