The Arbib Scale

A scale used to measure gullibility of a consumer of media. There's 'interesting' and then there's stupidly gullible.

Actual
Ridiculous
Blatant
Idiotic
Bias

"Honey, did you read this note about how Trump is really an alien from space?"

"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"

by DyvCush November 9, 2025

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

When you're walking down the street with your bud and there are some ladys walking by you can use the female attractiveness scale from 1 (please kill me) to 10 (not existing beauty) to give your bud information about your boner.

person a: i think Laura is like a 6 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, what do you think?

by 10onscale August 31, 2016

The DT Scale

Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.

person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”

person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”

by Queen Breezy January 7, 2021

1-10 female attractiveness scale

Pretty explanatory. Women are rated on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how attractive they are. 1 being the female version of shrek and 10 being a girl hot enough to give you a boner big enough to put a whole in your jeans.

Dude I saw this girl she was so hot

Wait really like how hot
on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale she was a 12

by MichaelHicks September 14, 2016

eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.

Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.

by Puhtooie February 18, 2019

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016