beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.

Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

by Dictionarypages May 17, 2015

Conversation slut

Someone who jump into other people's conversations

Quinn is such a conversation slut, she jumps on Angelo and Rachael 's conversation like it's a dick

by WrxKillr January 25, 2016

Colorado Slurpee

While having a three way, you shoot your baby yogurt inside the lady's butthole. After you pull out, the other girl inserts a straw into the asshole of the girl you jizzed in, and proceeds to suck the cum out of her anus.

"So these girls asked me if I ever performed a Colorado Slurpee and said no. It was disgusting and also the weirdest three-way I've ever had."

by ChayneRex June 27, 2016

Magic slut

Someone who will sacrifice anything to attend a magic the gathering tournament, midnight premier, etc. Spends all their day playing magic.

Instead of spending time with their roommates on the first day of college, Nate and Aaron went to the mtg midnight premier...what magic sluts!

by mynameispineapplejoe October 13, 2016

rebound slut

Girls who will fuck many guys in the roughly 6 months following a break-up before settling back down into a relationship.

Pussy power (I can fuck who I want, when I want) + missing ex-boyfriend and trying to cope = rebound slut.

Damn bruh, you smashed Sarah too? She's a total rebound slut.

by JayMoolah December 9, 2016

Butter Slug

(Noun)

When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .

“By the time she finally ate all the popcorn she reached my butter slug at the bottom of the box “

by Benson house December 17, 2017