A pathetic attempt at human life,
is sometimes found having sex with chickens and burritos and other mexican steriotypes.
The old bible preaches: Mario is the sole reason for fags and little boy touchers on the earth. If Mario took more dicks in the ass, surgeons would have to come up with a new procedure to remove the week old baby semen found in his rectum.
Some people have often confused Mario with; Satan, Hitler, Rosie O'Donnel, and the fat guy from "My Name Is Earl".
In all senses of the words he is a Jew bitch cock sucking cunt wrangler.
Also he is sometimes seen giving rimjobs and dirty sanchez's to 30 year old frocen decapitaded arabian donkey dick
is sometimes found having sex with chickens and burritos and other mexican steriotypes.
The old bible preaches: Mario is the sole reason for fags and little boy touchers on the earth. If Mario took more dicks in the ass, surgeons would have to come up with a new procedure to remove the week old baby semen found in his rectum.
Some people have often confused Mario with; Satan, Hitler, Rosie O'Donnel, and the fat guy from "My Name Is Earl".
In all senses of the words he is a Jew bitch cock sucking cunt wrangler.
Also he is sometimes seen giving rimjobs and dirty sanchez's to 30 year old frocen decapitaded arabian donkey dick
Evan: "Hey Man did you see Mario giving a rimjob to that 30 year old decapitaded arabian donkey dick"?
Joe: "Hells yeah dawg that shit was tight."
Joe: "Hells yeah dawg that shit was tight."
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Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.
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Similar in form to the Dutch Rutter; however in this instance a string or ribbon is attached to the a person's arm/hand. The person with the string attached holds their penis in their hand; while doing so, the other person tugs on the string thus working the puppet.
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in love with 5 girls but is secretly gay
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Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked
Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked
(Luigi) We played mario party rules last night, I won the minigame star happening star an coin star I was ripped way before we had a rematch,
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!
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