Monkey Gang Rape

When 2 or more monkies rape another monkey, In anyway, mostly happens at zoos where people can see.

"We had a third case of Monkey Gang Rape this week, Those fucking monkeys are getting out of control.

by George Bushy Balls July 22, 2006

monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!

by tony January 28, 2004

monkey toes

an instance when a person's toes hang over the front edge of open-toed shoes.

"Dude, she looks like she's gripping the sidewalk with those monkey toes."

by taerna March 29, 2005

Monkey Nipples

A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.

They like the way they move. Its a familiar kind of dance, monkey nipples. they both knows it.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

monkey spanking

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

by AntUK January 23, 2003

Monkey Man

The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.

Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"

Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"

by Shano October 26, 2006

Monkey Sex

the spontaneous and uncontrolled display of unashamed public fornication.

"Just after we met we were so attracted to each other that we just ripped off our clothes and had Wild Monkey Sex!"

by Earnest Dupree January 19, 2008